We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
mike is out of commission and cannot make breakfast. he's sitting with two frozen waffles on his face & smiling like an idiot.
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
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