at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
My mom is worried I'm not eating enough protein so she's sending me 48 cans of tuna. That's not a typo.
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