"it" just moved
Nicole vs. Life
Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
we hooked up on one of my student's desks last night...i can't decide if i'm ashamed or massively proud of myself
dude you teach first grade wtf
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
I was going to make you have an awkward boner around all your coworkers but then I fell asleep.
Why did I wake up in bed with the ironing board and a Mariah Carey mask? Vodka hates me
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