they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
I gambled and lost. Had to pull into a funeral home to clean up with a copy of my resume.
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
My butt remains clenched, sir.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
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