had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
thank god my boss can't smell the tequila on my breathe over the phone.
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
Met Dan at the park for lunch and the guy parked next to us was getting a BJ the entire time. Way to make me feel like an inadequate girlfriend, random park skank. All Dan got was a double cheeseburger and a large iced tea...
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
I'm just drunk enough to be eating egg rolls on the toilet
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
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