We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
dude you were so wasted last night you ate a sandwich made out of tomatos, cheese, doritos, salt & pepper. Then you heated it in the micro for 5 min to melt the cheese.
I am far too drunk to be making a tuna melt . There's blood EVERYWHERE.
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
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