The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
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