grandma shit on top of the toilet
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
Sometimes I wish I could open my skin and just take a little peek at my liver. You know, just to see if it's rotten yet or still perfect looking.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
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