I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
Really, thanks for buying me caribou, it helped me out. Today will forever be the day I threw up in a caribou cup in the skyway outside of chipotle.
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
Today's walk of shame includes last nights hair and make up, an 8 hour shift, me leading a meeting and me throwing up in a parking lot on my way to work. Dear world, you're welcome.
Hey, what's a nice way of saying "Why'd you send me a picture of your boobs last night" without seeming ungrateful?
im on a boat
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