If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
Just passed a guy passed out on a riding lawn mower in his front yard.
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
Next time he asks to wax your nipple while you're passed out I promise I'll be sober enough to intervene.
I love that my idea of a romantic gesture to you is to send you a picture of my vomit saying "wish you were here". You voluntarily dated me. For six years ish.
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
I was just trying to flirt with James Franco but she kept telling me to take shots out of Ron Burgundy's mouth
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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