fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
There are 27 signatures on my ass. What the hell happened last night?
Every time someone made a cup you congratulated them by letting them sign your ass.
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
Within the hour, he sent me 8 texts and 4 voice memos. One of the memos was just him whistling for 3 minutes. ...It's official, I attract the crazies.
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
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