Ugh now I'll have to carry around an overnight bag to all the bars I visit tonight. but hey! maybe I'll meet a dude! And need it!
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
just puked in a purse in the store. some girl asked if i was gonna buy it now and i laughed and asked her why id want a bag some dude just puked in. her face looked like she saw the devil.
Sure, fine. Daughter just told me she is not a virgin anymore. I am gonna start drinking now
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
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