btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
You stuck the head of a rubber chicken you found in her house up your ass and then started running around her living room. Naked.
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
if i hear one more christmas song, i will fucking shoot myself.
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
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