is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
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