Sweetheart, you've always been a horrid bitch...
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
Sometimes I'm jealous of turtles because they can just go to their homes whenever they want by putting their heads in their bodies.
How high are you?
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
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