She is totes cute on her twitter. Which totally sounds like a euphemism for coot.
3 of us had 22 margaritas. Hellllllo yellow cab. Goodbye morals.
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
My dick has a subreddit
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
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