I always see him when I'm wearing my ripped pants. I think its because of the hole in the crotch. My vag sends out supersonic "I'm horny" waves to him. Otherwise the calls are muffled.
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
Is it because I queefed?
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
He measures volume by how much weed he can put in it and surface area by how many people can have sex in it.
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
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