all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
are you looking for your table cloth? Cause I found it around my neck this morning...
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
Things found in my vomit last night: cell phone, Von Hayes rookie card, a boot, my dignity
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
he fucked my hip out of place.
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
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