He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
I woke up in your car in the McDonalds parking lot. What the hell happened to 'no man left behind'?
There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
You're not talking any sense into me. You're cheering me on to disaster.
... is that not half the reason I'm your best friend in the first place?
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
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