THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
If Jimminey Cricket were here with me he would be so disappointed.
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
You know, he picked a really shitty time to stop sleeping with me to pay attention to his girlfriend.
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
My mom and sister were over. When my drunk roommate came home, he yelled "GOT BITCHES IN MY CONDO"
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
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