he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
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