My boss' voice literally gives me gas
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
You rolled onto your side and told me 'this is the recovery position'. That was after you were stoned. You've done this way too much.
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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