Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
woke up naked, spooning with wine bottle.. and my video chat was still open. fuck, not again.
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
The kind of drunk where you put two tampons in thinking that it'll last me longer ...
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
i’m just listening to christina aguilera’s “your body” on repeat and trying not to pass out at my desk.
We got a noise complaint for vacuuming too much but not for getting really high and yelling about peanut butter
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
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