Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
i wanna stay in my bed and fart for a few more hours
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
The stripper told me she had been working there for eight years, then got mad when I asked if she was trying to make it into mangment. Awkwardest lap dance
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
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