you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
when I forget a girls name in bed I ask her her middle name then tell her i'm gonna call her that from now on
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
I know it's not your turn to do the dishes, but since they're covered in your puke, it is.
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
I forgot to tell you, that tinder guy literally lives 15 floors beneath me. I have been creepily saying things to him like "I see youve got a hammer on the patio"
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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