who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
I changed my tire completely alone.. I could totally win survivor
Its my greatest physical accomplishment
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
Oh god it's open bar.
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
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