There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
He brought a girl home so fat he called me before they got home to unlock the right side of the French doors
Fuck he won the bet
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
i think the title to my autobiography shall be, "a bottle of vodka and various pieces of meat"
and this is why you're my favorite gay friend.
Cry into your wine glass and then drink the tears, it's like the fountain of youth
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
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