Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
Just for the record, you referenced Harry Potter while complaining about being torn between the Slytherin (lesbians) and Gryffindor (your mostly straight friends) houses (tables)
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
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