he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
you were carrying around a glass of vodka telling everyone it was Russian water
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
Today's forecast: 90% chance of bad decisions, good stories, solid new dick and artichoke pizza
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
Seriously though, I walked in and he was holding my cat in the air singing "the circle of life"...
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