So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
Sorry for all the texts. I got wasted and woke up at the foot of a staircase. From what I can gather, I fell down it.
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
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