tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
I didn't have toilet paper until 20 minutes ago. But I have champagne. Priorities.
Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
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