There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
He brought me bullshit flowers and a bullshit apology. Even shrek did more than that for Fiona. And he's an ogre. Does this not say anything about him?
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
So I craigslisted sugar daddies and I'm pretty sure I found us one if you can pretend to be asian.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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