I never want to see another naked old woman again.
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
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