And now his mom knows I was dipping my pen in company ink
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
so let's talk penis.
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
i just realized that the oil change sticker on my windshield is a day before the last time i had sex. I've driven exactly 10500 miles since.
you need to get laid.. and an oil change.
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
As shirtless as possible
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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