Ugh I have so many sins to confess tmw at church, you just made me think of many more I've made on that street alone
we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
And here I am, playing fetch with my cat at two in the morning.
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