if i die, you can have my worn out liver and american apparel deep v's.sell the liver to a chinese restaurant
how was your day?
fuck the small talk. are you bringing the liquor tonight or am i?
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
All he did was like my Instagram picture and I'm already planning how to turn down sex with him this weekend...
So much rum. So many feels.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
I ended up sleeping on a park bench. Never using Tinder again.
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
I woke up under a house in Key West
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