i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
My breakfast consisted of a slimfast and an adderal. My fridge is like an insecurity buffet.
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
The CEO is puking on the sidewalk and the HR director just offered me coke. Engineers have the best parties
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
MY DINNER LAST NIGHT CONSISTED OF SEMEN AND A PROTEIN SHAKE... MY TRAINER WOULD BE PROUD I DIDN'T HAVE CARBS!
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
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