Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
He just said he was the Jesus of alcoholics.
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
Damn victory sex feels great
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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