THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
I tried to take home a cat on broadway last night. I named him Pinocchio and put my purse down on the sidewalk and tried to put it inside it
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
I need you to teach me how to be roommates with somebody I'm not fucking.
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its like you know when i get waxed
My freshman suitemate just walked into the kitchen to find my fuck buddy making chicken enchiladas without me anywhere to be found. Awkward or awesome?
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