is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
You smell like stripper and shame
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
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