watching jon and kate + 8 right now is like watching my parents split up
Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
And then she grabbed my dick and started singing 'ring ring ring ring banana phone'
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