Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
whose parrot is this?
Ran out of deodorant. Febreze on a paper towel? Kicking college's ass.
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
im in DESPERATE NEED OF A COMPANION RIGHT NOW I’M MOTHER FUCKING TRIPPING SOLID GOLD BALLS
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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