She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
Just taking a shit and realized the captain planet theme song is stuck in my head.
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
how do you tell someone, in the most complimentary way possible, that they would make an excellent stripper?
Randomize
