He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
Important detail I forgot to tell you: leprechaun loves david bowie.
you know your drunk when 7 soccer players cant catch up to a tranny in high heels who just stole your wallet
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
They knew I had a party because the refrigerator settings were different, but they don't notice that we installed a new toilet seat so it's okay.
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
Randomize
