I wish I could teleport
I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
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