I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
I threw up under water while wearing a hockey helmet last night. Awesome.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
she called me a fuckfaceshitdick. not that's creative. it sounds like a crayola crayon, preferrably an orange-brown shade.
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
I'm Michael Phelps, Olympic Champion.
Are you just smoking weed? Cause that's not actually a Michael Phelps costume
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
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