brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
I'm pretty sure I just crapped out my pancreas. I have 2 of those, right?
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
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