so that wasnt chicken after all
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
So after your set last night some 42 year old woman bought me a drink, professed her love for your music, and then made out with me last night because she thought I was you. Thank you.
There is nothing worse than the batteries of your vibrator dying on valentines day
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
You were lost on foot. Texted us and told us that N*Sync couldn't save you, and then you "met Jesus" in your car.
Randomize
