Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
He got so drunk that he tried hitting on a girl using nothing but his Samuel L. Jackson soundboard application on his Iphone
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
you were watching the nanny crying, saying I wish I was that thin eating twinkies. THAT DRUNK.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
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