Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
Chances are I'll be there for your wedding. Camelbaks filled with jack and coke are appropriate attire, right?
I just tipped the cab driver with pistachio nuts. And he loved it.
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
My boobs just got me out of my third ticket last night
i'm so proud. i woke up to nearly seven feet of basketball player in my bed this morning
you win. again.
Also, my old intern Lizzie whom you fed pizza to last night wants to hang out with you
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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