After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
This is the worst drive ever. Im hungry, hungover, i gotta shit so bad, and the only radio station im getting clearly is playing alvin and the chipmunks christmas songs
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
We won like $80 last night at the casino, so if we get the Plan B we still have enough to get your basic bitch latte from Dunkin. Calm down.
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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